Alliteration Contest Poems: Welcome to Our Website, Paul D. Deane

Paul D. Deane is a computational linguist by vocation and a poet by avocation. He has edited Forgotten Ground Regained (alliteration.net, a website devoted to modern English alliterative verse) since 1999. Three of his poems appear in Dennis Wise’s book, Speculative Poetry and the Modern Alliterative Revival: A Critical Anthology.

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