Poems from the 12-Hour Couplets Contest: Ode to a Controversial Pizza Pie, Bethel McGrew
Ode to a Controversial Pizza Pie
They say that pasta
never goes on pies
But they ain’t Jules,
and Jules says otherwise.
Guys, check this out,
let’s take it from the top:
A mozzarella
base (Jules pies don’t flop).
Pasta (no spoon, I like
to use my hands).
You like my tan? I got
it in the sands
Of Montauk with the
family. Now let’s throw
More cheese down.
Pecorino: Make it snow
Over that vodka sauce.
You think I’m done?
Guys, come on. Jules is
having too much fun.
OK, the chicken’s tucked
in for the night.
And now it’s showtime,
gang. Let’s do this right.
Pop in the oven. Wait,
wait for it, wait…
Boom! OK guys, now it’s
your turn to rate
My masterpiece. Come
check it out today,
Let Jules make all your
worries melt away.
It’s hot, it’s here,
it’s now, it bends the rules.
It’s Penne
Vodka pizza à la Jules!
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