E.J. Hutchinson is Associate Professor of Classics at Hillsdale College and Director of Hillsdale's Collegiate Scholars Program. His poems have previously appeared in various fora in print and online. Telemachus in Pylos Telemachus went to see Nestor: Since he would not puff out his chest or Fight the boys in the yard (That would just be too hard), He went abroad for the semester. In the Cave of the Cyclops When trapped by the freak Polyphemus, Ulysses thought, “He’s gonna cream us!” So he gouged out his eye. Afterward, passersby Heard him crying, “Nobody’s the meanest!” Philip II of Macedon King Philip has croaked in Vergina. With a laugh, his foes raise a retsina. But the joke is on them: Alexander’s sworn in. He’s a lion hungry for hyena. The Edict of Thessalonica Way back in old Thessaloniki, Since the Arians’ faith was so sneaky, Theodosius proclaimed That Nicaea be named The imperial gyro...